Here we go again bastardizing yet another Holy Man.
When St. Patrick was sixteen years old he was captured in his home land of Britain and taken to Ireland as a slave. Six years later he escaped and returned to his family. Imagine, as a teenager spending six years in bondage! Surely he would become bitter. Not so! St. Patrick entered the Church and became an ordained Bishop. At which time he returned to the land where, as a teenager, he was held in slavery. There, he served as a missionary to the Protestants. St. Patrick spent his life telling people about the Savior. St. Patrick wanted everyone to know the only True way to the Father is through the Son.
So let us all celebrate the legacy of this Holy Man by going out, getting drunk on green beer, having casual sex with another drunk person, pukeing our guts up and say, ” HAPPY ST. PATRICK’s DAY!!!!!!!”
Perhaps there is a special place for those who use the Godly as their excuse to consume mass quantities of adult beverages. Perhaps there is. Think about it.
BE THE EXAMPLE YOU EXPECT TO SEE!!