Boys Will be Boys!

This is for those mothers of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older.
And anyone else who needs a laugh.

Why boys need parents…

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like…

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. Ft. House 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite

3.) A 3-year old Boy’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant..

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20×20 ft. Room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words ‘uh oh’, it’s already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego’s will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water.

14..) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR’s do not eject ‘PB & J’ sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.


6 Responses to Boys Will be Boys!

  1. Enola says:

    Wow! I have a lot to look forward too.

    mssc54 replied:

    Enola: Haha, “Looking forward too” is a great attitude to have. I hope you can hold onto it! 🙂

  2. Joy says:

    I just loved this more than I can say. Raising two boys was the best. Luckily, I never found frogs in pockets!! I still HATE Lego’s!!!

    mssc54 replied:

    Joy: My favorite picture is the little blonde kid with all the maxipads stuck on him! That is just tooooo funny.

  3. SanityFound says:

    ROFL the one I look after is luckily a metrosexual from New York *breathes huge sigh of relief listening to the crashing of the light saber against the glass of the TV* guess I gotta run

  4. Des says:

    I think I learned a few things I didn’t know before. I’m off to get a pencil.

  5. nikki says:

    I LOVE THIS!!!!!!
    We used to live right next to a pond and we had a pet turtle. My son would come in with pockets full of frogs to feed the turtle. He also has broken 3 windows, none on purpose, just hitting baseballs!!! I love little boys, they’re just amazing!

  6. Sue says:

    Little boys are something else! I love mine to death, but sometimes I really would like him to sit down and read a book quietly instead of finding something to climb on or throw!

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