While many of you have been worring yourself to death about the current state of the US economy I have decided to be proactive.
I have taken our life’s savings and invested in:
Commemorative Obama Plates
Commemorative Obama Coins
Commemorative Obama News Papers
Commemorative Obama Coffee Mugs
Commemorative Obama Political Buttons
Commemorative Obama Cigar Box
and of course…
Commorative Obama Toilet Papper
Now, you may think I’ve just squandered our life’s savings on worthless junk. Nay. NAY I SAY!!
These items are an investment! Do you remember the Cabbage Patch Kids? Or the Pet Rock? I bet you laughed at them too!
These are practicle, worthwhile investments than can be used too! I mean especially the Commemorative Obama Platess. We can use them for our fancy dinners and such (only thing is they ain’t real big. More like big desert saucers so you hafta refill ’em more). Of course we hafta be real careful not to chip them or put them in the dishwasher and peal off all the expensive decorative design stuff but hey, carefullness is a small price to pay to use those fancy plates.
Can you imagine how impressed our friends will be when they come over for a big ole sit-down dinner and see the table set with the Commemorative Obama Plates and the Commemorative Obama Coffee Mugs? OMG! I have a tingle going up my leg just thinking about it!
Of course after we finish our sit-down dinner (while the women-folk are cleaning up the mess), I will take the fellers out onto the back porch. We’ll start us a little “camp fire” out next to mamies rusted out Buick just to watch the moths fly around it. After the fire gets going and we get all setteled and such I’ll get one of my Commemorative Obama Cigar Boxes out and pass around the smokes. Ahhhhhh.
Can’t you just see the smiles on all our faces? Just sittn out on the back porch in our slightly used lawn chairs with our feets propped up on an empty five gallon bucket, watchin the moths fly into the flames of the fire, smokn our smokes and sippin our soda-pop out of the Commemorative Obama Coffee Mugs?!
You gotta admit… that just sounds like a little slice of heaven. Don’t it?
(don’t tell the folks but I’m gunna stash the Commemorative Obama Toilet Paper while they visit! shhhhh)
So don’t you wish you woulda thunk about these smart investments instead of worring yourself to death?