The first picture is of my long, long neglected barbeque grill. I finally decided to put it to use. However…. I heard a “buzzing” noise.
Being a direct descendant of Paul Bunyon (on my mother’s side of the family) I have a great sense of the great outdoors. So I immediately deduced that the “buzzing noise” I heard coming from underneath the grill cover was not something to be trifled with.
Fortunately (on my father’s side of the family) I am a direct descendant of McGeiver. I used my McGeiver-like skills to fashion this “buzzing noise killer.”
As you can see from the pile of “dead buzzing insects” my plan was (nearly) a complete success.
Look closely now. You seee them?
Yes, apparently our home is smack dab in the middle of the BEST place for bees to live. Not only but I (unintentionally) placed my grill in the perfect spot to attract about a bazillion bees!
Had I known there was this massive honey cone under the “Blue Cloak of Hidden Honey” I would not have used the McGeiver-like buzz killer device.
I mean just look at that. Just think of all the honey and was. All that natural sweet stuff and waisted candles too!
You know, I thought my garden did exceptionally well this year.
I can’t imagine how long it took those little guys to build this thing.
Well, I want to admit here….
I made up all the verbiage in this post. I actually received these pics from my sister.
I can’t imagine the idiot intentionally killing all those bees! I hope he got stung a couple of times!!
People WE NEED THE BEES TO POLLINATE OUR CROPS!!!!! Bees are already on the decline and to intentionally kill this hive is just unconscionable.
I wish I knew the person that did this. I mean it’s got to be against some law. If I was his neighbor I would NOT be happy with this imbecile. I’ll bet he thought he was all smart and all.
So once again, for the record,
DON’T KILL THE BEES. IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM CALL ANIMAL CONTROL AND THEY WILL POINT YOU IN THE PROPER DIRECTION!!!!